Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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