you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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