Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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