So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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