I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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