Dual....:-)
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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