i just google imaged poop.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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