Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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