Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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