Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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