I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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