i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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