Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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