So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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