Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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