"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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