More tranny stories later!
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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