half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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