I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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