Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
