i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
