she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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