I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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