what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My balls are so social today.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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