I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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