Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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