Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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