batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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