apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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