this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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