Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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