We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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