We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
either way he was missing a nipple.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
