i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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