I don't think brook has ever known best
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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