The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
