i jhust puked up my retainher.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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