im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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