Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
