Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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