I like my sex mixed with concussions.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Even my vagina gasped.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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