I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
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dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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