Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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