She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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