Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.