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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.

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  More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,

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• (845): View more from New York

  They were actually really boring considering how we met them.

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  howd you meet them?

  (845): View more from New York

  They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Listen to me plotting my whoredom.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.

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