Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(515): View more from Iowa

If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend

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(480): View more from Arizona

Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it

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(605): View more from South Dakota

i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

And to think..we used to do everything sober...

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(720): View more from Colorado

Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.

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(425): View more from Washington

Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza

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