it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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