normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
