my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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