is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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