The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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