She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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