i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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