so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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