that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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