Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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